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Redux Photo of the Day
First posted here two years ago today, but applicable anytime. Once again the car rental place has messed up my reservation.
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If you drop a bowl of Cinnamon Life and milk on the kitchen tile floor it will shatter and scatter. If you drop a bowl of Cinnamon Life and milk on the dining room carpet, the result will be milk...
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“Willie Nelson is 77 years old. He’s producing amazing music and touring almost constantly with acts a quarter his age. He raises more money for charity than anyone else in Texas. He has a black...
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If you’d like to become rich, NewMexiKen suggests you invent the self-cleaning refrigerator. I don’t mean the self-defrosting refrigerator, although lord knows that was a breakthrough right up there...
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Checking my iPad for any updated applications just now, I found this: Yelp New in 5.4.3 There are three types of bugs that are now gone: Bookmarks-related bugs iOS5 styling & layout bugs And the...
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Supreme Court of Assholedom: The People vs. Steve Jobs by Matt Taibbi. The Comedy Actress Litmus Test by Ken Levine. Be sure to watch the Mary Tyler Moore video.
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Two years after the discovery of a papyrus that includes the phrase “Jesus said to them, ‘my wife,’” researchers have announced that the fragment is not a forgery and was likely written in the Middle...
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The top 10 reasons people don’t use turn signals — 10. I prefer to remain aloof and mysterious. 9. I find it easier to just leave one turn signal on all the time. 8. I don’t wear seat belts either. 7....
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Ella Fitzgerald or Billie Holiday Babe Ruth or Ty Cobb George Washington or Abraham Lincoln Jimmy Fallon or Stephen Colbert (or Kimmel) Lt. Van Buren or Jack McCoy Elizabeth I or Elizabeth II Cary...
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The Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA)
From 1869 to 1975, the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA), also known as the Vampire National Guard (Vanguard), was responsible for controlling the nation’s vampire and zombie populations while...
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